Blame it on the moon, yeah, yeah!

Do you remember that Milli Vanilli Song "blame it on the rain"? Before this amazing sham of a hit group was exposed, I recalled the words to one of their(or somebody's) songs, Blame it on the rain. Now don't pretend you don't know what I am talking about all you 80-90's music fanatics, because I truly believe that we have all on occasion danced in the bathroom to this type of song. Seriously...I love that fact that we have something that is safe to blame, since this is a day in age where we have to find someone to blame. Why not the rain? I have decided that everyone needs to find one thing that is safe to blame since it is now a pre-requisite to being considered normal in today's society. I have chosen the moon and for good reasons. Here's why: First of all, I sound like I actually understand things beyond this world; like all of my horoscope, nature loving constituents that somehow have found their way of convincing sappy people into looking to the moon for all of their answers in life. Second, I know the moon has no power without the sun. I don't dare blame the sun, because if I blamed the sun there could be major repercussions if it heard that it was blamed. Last of all, maybe I might be able to learn more about the man on the moon. I never could see him up there and have often wondered why he even exists. One thing that I have found, is that 3 things that will happen while it is a full moon. These things may be weird, freaky, or just plain strange. But it always seems likes people are off their rockers, during a full moon. So next time you are asked a question, and you don't have a definite answer, just try blaming it on the moon, and you'll be surprised how people react. Maybe that's why Milli Vanilla wrote the song in the first place.